How the city hurts your brain
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Analog Retirement T-Shirt by BustedTees | Laughing Squid
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polaroids and CD's will be next
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polaroids and CD's will be next (more)
Happy New Year! Now Get a Divorce
The above "dramatization" shows just how local attorney J. Michael Gallagher can help you get 2009 off to a good start: by dissolving your loveless marriage. We were so entranced by this low-tech, low-class advertisement (h/t Videogum) that we just *had* to visit this sleazebag's website with the wonderful url DontBeAWeekendParent.com (pop-up alert).
There we found out that not only can you watch many more of his ads at his YouTube page, but that he also wrote an eye-opening "book" entitled She is Not Your Friend - A Man's Guide to Understanding Women. You can procure this scholarly tome for only $15.95. Whatever!
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What I really want to see is how that beak-faced freak is going to look, but until I get that, this new shot from Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are will have to do. What still impresses me most about everything I've seen from this production is that everything looks like was shot around sunset. How can you afford to shoot a whole film given only an hour of shooting light each day? Either Spike Jonze can stop the Earth's rotation (like Superman) or he's been granted access to our government's secret romance research facility, which includes a permanent sunset chamber. If it's the secret government romance lab access one, take me next time, Spike. I really want to sleep on the mile-long satin sheet covered in never-wilting rose petals.
'Where the Wild Things Are' Preview [EW] (more)
Introducing Google Smart Ass
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more goog genius
I was able to beta test this new cutting edge technology. Not all the kinks are worked out, but these screenshots are pretty revealing...![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Amir Blumenfeld
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Cheap Perpetual Calendar
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| A quick, handy, geeky, and seriously inexpensive perpetual calendar for your desk. Got 12 cents and a scrap of cardboard? You're good to go! | |
| Cut twelve slits, stick in your pennies, and... here it is, all built: At first glance, this is about as sensical as one of those crazy watches from Japan. Looking a little more closely, you can start to see the pattern. There are three columns with three, four, and five pennies in them. In the three columns, we use heads or tails to spell out a binary number for the day of week, month, and date (day of the month). (Aside: if you are into this sort of calendar, you might like some of these other interesting designs.) Here's a concrete example for the date this article was written, Wednesday, December 31, 2008: It's Wednesday, the fourth day of the week. The binary number for 4 is 100. We use "heads" for 1 and "tails" for 0. So the left hand column has (top to bottom) heads-tails-tails = 100 binary = 4th day of week = Wednesday. (If you don't already speak binary, no biggie. Start here or here and join us in a minute.) It's December, month 12, and 12 in binary is 1100, so the middle column is heads-heads-tails-tails. Finally, the last column is all heads, since it's December 31, and 31 decimal = 11111 binary. You can, of course, gussy it up a bit beyond the cardboard. ("Be extravagant-- use dimes!") We built a fancy desktop version of this from laser-cut acrylic, with recessed areas to contain the pennies and cutaways so that you can tip them out easily: Finally, we wrote an applet to help you get started; it displays today's calendar, based on your system clock. It has glacial but live updating-- once per second, and only if the date has changed. If it looks the same as the picture above, you must be viewing this on Wednesday December 31. (Embedded Java applet follows; you won't see it if your browser doesn't have Java installed.)
This browser does not have a Java Plug-in. The applet is written in Processing; you can download the source code here (16 kB .ZIP file). |
The extremely popular do-it-yourself-bloody-mary-bar. I had at...
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I need to take this advice sometimes.

Tulalip: The Number One Place for DUIs
We're irritated enough about people who were too cheap to fork over the cash for a hotel room or cab fare home after drinking that next year, we might resort to shooting drunk people's cars with paintballs, like this guy from Kennewick did. Kennewick Man did end up going to jail for his creative problem-solving, though, so paintballs might not be the best course of action after all. Please drive safely, city. Driving drunk isn't worth the risk.